A Partridge in a Pear Tree...

I can't believe it's been so long since I've blogged.
Yes, it's Christmas and we're all busy, but this is usually my sanity outlet.

Because my head is so full of a nasty cold and I feel as though I'm traveling through a never ending tunnel of snot - I thought it best to make use of my musical talents. What musical talents you may ask? Well... I have none. My gift to you is that you will be reading it as opposed to listening to me sing it.


The Haneys 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven days of shopping,
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight hours of cleaning,
Seven days of shopping,
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine TV specials,
Eight hours of cleaning,
Seven days of shopping,
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten cups of coffee,
Nine TV specials,
Eight hours of cleaning,
Seven days of shopping,
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven days of planning,
Ten cups of coffee,
Nine TV specials,
Eight hours of cleaning,
Seven days of shopping,
Six(teen) loads of laundry,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve days of varying temperatures,
Eleven days of planning,
Ten cups of coffee,
No wonder I'm so sick,
Eight hours of cleaning,
Seven days of shopping,
I know you're so singing,
Fiiiive Chriiistmas Parties!
Four dozen cookies,
Three teenagers arguing,
Two Tylenol,
And a head cold and sleep by the tv...



Merry Christmas :)